I Welded It. It Helded. Tee
I Welded It. It Helded.
It ain't pretty. It never let go. The shirt for the welder who stands behind every lumpy bead he ever laid.
Most men take L. Between two sizes, go up one.
The weld he would never show the inspector. Lumpy, crooked, a little ugly. And it has never once let go. This is the shirt for that weld.
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No code needed. Grab 2 and save 15%, or 3 and save 25%.
If the print is wrong or the shirt shows up flawed, tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free. If a replacement will not fix it, we refund you. That is the real policy, written the way it works.
Why welders and their families buy it
He will never ask for a thing
He will tell you he does not need anything, then wear the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would pick himself.
It says what he would not
Every welder has a bead he is secretly proud of because it held, not because it looked good. He will read it once and grin.
Built for a work week
Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through the wash, with a print that goes into the fabric instead of peeling off it.
The details
- Design. "I Welded It. It Helded." on a worn, riveted steel nameplate, with a lumpy rust-orange weld bead running under it.
- Fabric. Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to hold its shape, not a thin promo tee.
- Print. Printed direct to the garment, so the graphic sits in the fabric instead of sitting on top of it as a plastic patch.
- Fit. Standard US men's cut. Sizes S through 5XL. S through XL are $39.99; 2XL and up step up a little.
This is a novelty shirt, not welding gear. It is regular cotton. It is not flame resistant and it is not rated for anything your job requires. Wear your FR gear under the hood.
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
- Wash with like colors the first couple of times.
Straight answers
Can I get different sizes in a 2 or 3 pack?
Yes. Every shirt in the bundle gets its own size box, so you can mix them however you like. Pick L for him and 2XL for his brother if that is what you need.
Do I need to type in a code?
No. One is $39.99 and ships free. Grab 2 and 15% comes off both, grab 3 and 25% comes off all three. The discount is applied for you when you tap Order now, and you will see it on the checkout screen before you pay.
When will it arrive?
Each shirt is printed for your order, so it is not sitting on a shelf. Tracking goes to your email the moment it ships. We will not promise you a date we do not control.
Is "helded" a typo?
No. That is the joke. A welder does not care how it is spelled. He cares that it held.
What if something is wrong with it?
Tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free, or refund you if a replacement will not fix it.
What does shipping cost?
Every order of $30 or more ships free, so a single shirt, the 2-pack and the 3-pack all ship free. Whatever it is, you see it here before you ever reach the card screen.
Do the big sizes cost more?
S, M, L and XL are all $39.99. 2XL is $41.99, and 3XL, 4XL and 5XL step up from there, because the bigger shirts cost us more to print. Whatever size you tap, the price you see is the price you pay.
Is there a hoodie?
Yes. Tap Hoodie at the top of the order box. Same print on a heavy black pullover hoodie (50/50 cotton blend, lined hood, front pocket). S through XL are $59.99, bigger sizes step up a little. The 2 and 3 discounts work on hoodies too. Hoodies run roomy: chest laid flat is 20 inches on a small up to 34 on a 5XL.
Can I add the mug?
Yes. Under the sizes, tick "Make it a set" to add the matching black mug for $19.99. Same riveted plate design, on the side by the handle so it shows while he drinks.
Size chart
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |