I Drop Big Loads Tee

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I Drop Big Loads

The joke every driver has already heard. Now it is on a shirt he will actually wear.

$39.99S to 5XL · Free shipping · 30-day guarantee
Save 20% I Drop Big Loads trucker shirt standing on a workbench beside a trucker cap, matching mug and leather gloves
1 Pick his size

Most men take L. Between two sizes, go up one.

2 How many Buy more, pay less per shirt
3 Make it a set
He will never ask for a thing

He will tell you he does not need anything, then wear the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would pick himself.

Trucker tee × 1$49.99
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Our actual guarantee

If the print is wrong or the shirt shows up flawed, tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free. If a replacement will not fix it, we refund you. That is the real policy, written the way it works.

Free shipping on every shirtEvery order of $30 or more ships free, so any shirt, 2-pack or 3-pack ships free. No surprise at the last screen.
Sizes S through 5XLS through XL are all $39.99. The bigger sizes step up a little, because they cost more to print.
Printed when you orderMade for you, not pulled off a pile in a warehouse.

Why drivers and their families buy it

01

He will never ask for a thing

He will tell you he does not need anything, then wear the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would pick himself.

02

It says what he would not

Every driver has heard some version of it. He will read it once and grin, and he will not have to explain it to a soul.

03

Built for a work week

Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through the wash, with a print that goes into the fabric instead of peeling off it.

The details

  • Design. "I Drop Big Loads." Premium Trucking Goods on the top banner, American Tradition below, wrapped around a classic long-nose rig.
  • Fabric. Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to hold its shape, not a thin promo tee.
  • Print. Printed direct to the garment, so the graphic sits in the fabric instead of sitting on top of it as a plastic patch.
  • Fit. Standard US men's cut. Sizes S through 5XL. S through XL are $39.99; 2XL and up step up a little.

This is a novelty shirt, not work gear. It is regular cotton. It is not hi-vis and it is not rated for anything your job requires. Wear the gear your job calls for.

Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.

Size Chest Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35
  • Machine wash cold, inside out.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Do not iron directly on the print.
  • Wash with like colors the first couple of times.

Straight answers

Can I get different sizes in a 2 or 3 pack?

Yes. Every shirt in the bundle gets its own size box, so you can mix them however you like. Pick L for him and 2XL for his brother if that is what you need.

When will it arrive?

Each shirt is printed for your order, so it is not sitting on a shelf. Tracking goes to your email the moment it ships. We will not promise you a date we do not control.

Will he actually get the joke?

Every driver has heard some version of it. He reads it once and grins. Nobody has to explain it to him, and that is most of why it ends up worn instead of folded into a drawer.

What if something is wrong with it?

Tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free, or refund you if a replacement will not fix it.

What does shipping cost?

Every order of $30 or more ships free, so a single shirt, the 2-pack and the 3-pack all ship free. Whatever it is, you see it here before you ever reach the card screen.

Do the big sizes cost more?

S, M, L and XL are all $39.99. 2XL is $41.99, and 3XL, 4XL and 5XL step up from there, because the bigger shirts cost us more to print. Whatever size you tap, the price you see is the price you pay.

I Drop Big Loads Tee$39.99