I Drop Big Loads Tee
I Drop Big Loads
For the trucker who swears he does not want anything. He wants this.
Most men take L. Between two sizes, go up one.
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If the print is wrong or the shirt shows up flawed, tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free. If a replacement will not fix it, we refund you. That is the real policy, written the way it works.
Why it lands as a gift
He will never ask for anything
He says he does not need a thing, then wears the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would have picked himself.
The joke lands on its own
Every driver has heard it. He will not have to explain it at the fuel island, at the diner, or at Thanksgiving.
Built for a work week
Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through the wash, with a print that goes into the fabric instead of peeling off it.
The details
- Design. A vintage trucking badge: chrome and red rig inside a rope border, "Premium Trucking Goods" across the top and "American Tradition" underneath.
- Fabric. Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to hold its shape, not a thin promo tee.
- Print. Printed direct to the garment in the USA, so the graphic sits in the fabric instead of sitting on top of it as a plastic patch.
- Fit. Standard US men's cut. Sizes S through 5XL, every size the same price.
Not sure what size he takes? Most men take L. If he wears it under a jacket all day, or you are stuck between two sizes, go up one. The full chart is in the tab above.
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
- Wash with like colors the first couple of times.
Straight answers
Can I get different sizes in a 2 or 3 pack?
Yes. Every shirt in the bundle gets its own size box, so you can mix them however you like. Pick L for him and 2XL for his brother if that is what you need.
When will it arrive?
Each shirt is printed for your order, so it is not sitting on a shelf. Tracking goes to your email the moment it ships. We will not promise you a date we do not control.
What if I get his size wrong?
Tell us within 30 days and we will sort it out. Most men take L, and if you are between two sizes go up one.
What if something is wrong with it?
Tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free, or refund you if a replacement will not fix it.
What does shipping cost?
Orders of $50 or more ship free, so both the 2-pack and the 3-pack are free. A single shirt is $3.99 flat. Whatever it is, you see it here before you ever reach the card screen.
Do the big sizes cost more?
No. S through 5XL is $34.99 on this shirt.
Size chart
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |