On Fire Welder Tee
Yes, I Know I'm On Fire
The line every welder has heard. Now it is on a shirt he will actually wear.
Most men take L. Between two sizes, go up one.
He will tell you he does not need anything, then wear the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would pick himself.
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If the print is wrong or the shirt shows up flawed, tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free. If a replacement will not fix it, we refund you. That is the real policy, written the way it works.
Why welders and tradesmen buy it
He will never ask for a thing
He will tell you he does not need anything, then wear the same three shirts until they fall apart. This is the one he would pick himself.
It says what he would not
Hood down, sparks up. The joke lands with anybody who has run a bead, and he will not have to explain it to a soul.
Built for a work week
Heavyweight cotton that holds its shape through the wash, with a print that goes into the fabric instead of peeling off it.
The details
- Design. "Yes, I know I'm on fire. Let me finish this weld and I'll put it out."
- Fabric. Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to hold its shape, not a thin promo tee.
- Print. Printed direct to the garment, so the graphic sits in the fabric instead of sitting on top of it as a plastic patch.
- Fit. Standard US men's cut. Sizes S through 5XL. S through XL are $39.99; 2XL and up step up a little.
This is a novelty shirt, not safety gear. It is regular cotton. It is not flame resistant and it is not rated for hot work. Wear your proper FR gear on the job.
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
- Wash with like colors the first couple of times.
Straight answers
Can I get different sizes in a 2 or 3 pack?
Yes. Every shirt in the bundle gets its own size box, so you can mix them however you like. Pick L for him and 2XL for his brother if that is what you need.
When will it arrive?
Each shirt is printed for your order, so it is not sitting on a shelf. Tracking goes to your email the moment it ships. We will not promise you a date we do not control.
Is it flame resistant?
No. It is a heavyweight cotton novelty tee, not certified FR clothing. If you need FR, buy real FR gear rated to the standard your job requires. Do not wear this in place of it.
What if something is wrong with it?
Tell us within 30 days of getting it. We replace it free, or refund you if a replacement will not fix it.
What does shipping cost?
Every order of $30 or more ships free, so a single shirt, the 2-pack and the 3-pack all ship free. Whatever it is, you see it here before you ever reach the card screen.
Do the big sizes cost more?
S, M, L and XL are all $39.99. 2XL is $41.99, and 3XL, 4XL and 5XL step up from there, because the bigger shirts cost us more to print. Whatever size you tap, the price you see is the price you pay.
Size chart
Garment laid flat, in inches. Between two sizes, take the larger one.
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |